WTF?!? WHO NEEDS A TITTY BEAR? ROFFLMAO I watch alot of ball and when I say alot of Ball I mean 3 to 4 NBA games a week. If y’all are anything like me you probably watch NBAtv highlights and hit the sleep button and let that shit ride till you nod off(well maybe not Fabe Dogg he lets Brazilian Booty 5 roll all day long). I bring this up because NBAtv has got to run the most infomercial commercials of any channel and though I dvr and fast forward as much as possible they still occasionally have got me to cop, Word to the Perfect Push-up. (more…)
So the other day I was melancholy [||] and wanted to look at something funny to laugh at to get my swag back. So I went to Youtube like any office job holding individual. (Side Note: If your job blocks Youtubery you lost major!) (more…)
So the Homie Paco aka The Panch aka the Mexican Steve-O(his myspace) and I got to talking about Sean Kingston’s ‘Take you There’ and how the melody and Rhythm to the song were mad catchy but the lyrics were ridiculously garbage ,
Yo what else is this juicy?(besides pussy my people) . I cant even think off the top of any fruit that compares to it, there isn’t any substitute for a mango. I know some of y’all black folk are going to say the Watermelon and the Whites are going to say *white-man voice* How about a nice apple Fux? Hunh, Fux an apple a day will keep the Dr. Away. Cracka Please (more…)
Fuck What You Heard I Alumnah’s Crowner of all things GOAT (no LLAMA) . I am like the Queen Elizabeth of this shit here on Alumnah, you know how she can give somebody that ‘Sir’ title like she runs shit, No Bolelyn Sisters.
Usually Sports is Ty’s Avenue but I felt compelled to Honor the Great Brett Favre by letting y’all the fans in on some Favre Feats you may or may not have known about. (more…)
