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the title of this post has nothing to do with nothing, I just think it sounds funny. Speaking?? why dont people use the word Handsome alot more, the possibilities are infinite i.e. “I ate a Handsome amount of salted nuts today” …… (more…)

Beyond Gay, no homophobia!

Jul 2, 2008

WOW WOW WOW!!!! Yo I am pretty sure every dude has left one stupid message but this is just ridiculous, borderline unbelievable. What a Douche absolutely no swag, this dude. I tell you if y’all dudes out there have no personality you have no chance, better yet if you have too much personality Shut the F up! If you’re mad good looking, say the least possible and chicks will flock to you because you seem mysterious. If you’re not good looking(c)Me, then dress cleanly, smell fresh and buy a clue. There is only so much you can do to get a chick but never ever stalk a bitch, harass a bitch, kill yourself over a bitch, leave stupid ass voicemails. Drop a chick bag a chick, love isnt a one-time thing. Every girl I have ever been with was my soul mate and you know why cuz thats what I told my own mind she was. As soon as we broke up she wasnt that person anymore. What I am trying to say is that you can make a person out to be whatever you want, in your own mind but control that shit early you dont want to end up like Dimtri or Rey..

 

I want to go in on a few things that in my humble  great opinion are overrated. There is a whole lot of things out there getting way too much love and adulation. Making things that are truly worth the praise seem meaningless.  Every-time I see these things or thoughts on whatever forum i.e. TV, Print, Internets etc.  in the back of my mind a Crowded Basketball Gym Chants OVERRATED!  So I just wanted to Finally go in… (more…)

Bang you there.

Mar 17, 2008

So the Homie Paco aka The Panch aka the Mexican Steve-O(his myspace) and I got to talking about Sean Kingston’s ‘Take you There’ and how the melody and Rhythm to the song were mad catchy but the lyrics were ridiculously garbage ,

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Ottoman, The GOAT for Furniture to hump on!

Mar 5, 2008

 

           Fuck What You Heard I Alumnah’s Crowner of all things GOAT (no LLAMA) . I am like the Queen Elizabeth of this shit here on Alumnah, you know how  she can give somebody that ‘Sir’ title like she runs shit, No Bolelyn Sisters.

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