Artie said that a transcript of this show would get them all arrested after hearing what Howard was talking to Wendy about. Howard asked Wendy a bunch of questions and she was just saying ”yes” to every question he had. He asked her if she’s ever entered people’s heads while they sleep. Wendy said she has. She said that it’s not illegal to do that when they’re sleeping.

Wendy said that she dresses up like Freddy sometimes and she has all of the stuff she needs for the costume. Howard said that this must be disrupting her life and it must scare her. He asked her why she would put herself into such a state of fear. Wendy said she has nothing better to do.

Artie asked if anyone there can tell the difference between her and Pete from Pittsburgh. Howard kept asking her questions about her costume and found out that it stinks and she’s crapped in it before. Wendy said that she went trick or treating and she wasn’t able to hold it in long enough to get back home. She said that she went in the costume accidentally. That led to the guys asking Wendy if she’s ever found pussy hair in the doody and if she puts the candy in the doody. She said yes to all of the questions no matter how outrageous they were.

Howard gave Wendy an F, Marry Kill game with Freddy, Chucky and Michael Myers. Wendy said that she would marry Freddy, fuck Chucky and kill Michael Myers.

Artie asked Wendy how enormous her pussy bush is. She said that it was normal. She said that she didn’t have any piss and shit in there. Artie finally got a no out of her.

Richie Wilson came in and told the guys that when Wendy was up there one time she came out of the bathroom with shit on her hands and put it in his face to show him. That means that she’s probably not lying about all of the shit stories she was telling them.

Wendy said that she used to go number 2 first and then number 1. Howard said that most people pee and then make doody. Wendy said that she does it opposite of that. Howard asked Wendy if she holds it in because she likes to have fun more than going to the bathroom. He asked if that’s why she pees her pants. Wendy said that’s right. Howard said he thinks that she’s doing it too much. Wendy said she can’t help it.

Artie said that he’s shit when he’s all heroined up and you just can’t control anything. It must be like that for Wendy. Wendy said that she was up all night and accidentally went number 1 in her pants. She said that her mother has taught her how to use the bathroom but she still does that once in a while.

Howard told Wendy that maybe she should put a TV in the bathroom so she can watch that while she’s making a doody. Wendy said that would work. She said her mother has thought about putting her into a diaper. She said that she has tried them on like when she was a kid… when she was 18.

Howard asked what movie makes her shit the most. She said it’s the Chucky movies. Howard asked what her sexiest outfit is. She said that she has a one piece bathing suit. Artie said that she probably has a 4 piece bathing suit. Howard asked her what kind of attention she gets. She said that she gets people honking horns at her when they drive by when she’s sitting out in the front of her house.

Wendy said that she has peed in the pool before too. Artie asked Teddy to make a note to cancel his pool party at Wendy’s house after hearing that. Howard asked if she has hair that runs out of the bathing suit and down her leg. She said that she does. Howard wrapped up with her a short time later and let her go.

Artie said that he’d put this interview at number 2, right after the Paul McCartney interview. Howard said he’s picturing the people driving by honking as guys who are actually passing out and falling on the horn when they see her in her bathing

*don’t mind me i’m just speaking guapanese*

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yes haha yes! you speak guapanese too!

Forbes magazine just released their annual list of the Top-Earning Female Athletes and the Russian fashionista, who also made the mag’s Celebrity 100 and 20 Under 25 lists, ranked first making $26 million up from the $23 million she made last year.

Here’s what Forbes had to say about the Aussie Open champ:

There’s nothing like the combination of talent and good looks to woo corporations looking to spend endorsement dollars. Sharapova’s Australian Open title this year was her third Grand Slam win, along with 16 other singles titles. She’s recently added Sony to an endorsement portfolio that includes Pepsi, Colgate-Palmolive, Nike and Motorola.
Tennis was the dominant sport on the list with Serena Williams coming in a distant second with $14 million, Venus Williams third with $13 million, Justine Henin sits at fourth with $12.5 million and Ana Ivanovic at ninth with $6.5 million.

The lady ballers are making some serious bank - don’t be fooled.

Oil Can Boyd??????

*chokes on logey*