Gary Busey > Chuck Norris
Jul 23, 2008 Author: I Fux | Filed under: Funny To Me, Fuxie Stories, Gary Busey, videoReal Talk I saw Gary Busey about 10yrs ago at Sea World, dude was faded and yelling “Give me a beer dont you know who I am??, I am Gary Busey!!!” … I just remember dying of laughter and thinking damn this dude is somebody I want to hang out with. Well here are some clips that add to my adulation and still wanting to hang out with him now, some 10yrs later. More clips after the cut
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must be 2 sides
Yo Chea what is up???
no homo
dude’s teeth are like overgrown chiclets
http://cerebraljetsam.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/gary-busey.jpg
LeBron James befriended world-famous soccer stud Cristiano Ronaldo after spotting the footballer at West Hollywood hot spot Villa. The basketball titan ran over to welcome him before returning to the dance floor to twirl Paris Hilton.
just headed to the greek spot for lunch with the homies here in the office and had an omelette
*turns on fan in anticipation of egg farts*
sorry just keeping it a hunnit
Chea can you see these clips??? quick rundown: he suggests dying grizzly bears white, since polar bears are a protected species and grizzlies aren’t. Another Busey idea is to put a “hybrid” sticker on your SUV. “You won’t save the planet, or use less fuel, but people will stop giving you the finger or calling you stupid misfortunate [sic] placenta.”
i am craving a double meat sammich turkey on oreganon bread
rick ross is the poor people’s president *dying*
i wonder if khaled will disown him like obama did rev. wright
Nah Rick Ross can play it up and say he was a CO doing very bad shit
lol nah i can’t youtube at work
but i can jiffy lube
*wavy*
They tried to kill Max B and failed they cant stop the wave now
rap fans are dumb, they’ll believe anything. plus even if ross gets exposed on the blogs the idiot buying audience in atlanta or MIA won’t hear about it, they don’t own computers
Word they will hear it on the local radio when the hosts claims to have some insight and all they are doing is reading any random site over the air
itsh maksh b aka biggavew aowwwwwwwwww
yo shumbody get me a shinnamon bagew i’m hungwee aowwwwwwwwwww
max b is that retarded kid who swears he’s going to be rich some day and by golly he finally makes it
Pretzels soft with cheese = my kryptonite… no purple ribbon
that’s a handsome collection of busey clips
max b recorded a whole mixtape here in Diego, that shit blows, no thia hoe
i hate it when i have lunch and i’m still hungry afterwards i lost
drink some water or have a dirt cookie, Word to Haiti
my tip of the day: starwood amex
every $2,000 - $4,000 you spend you get a free room (i.e. worth between $100 and $200)
that’s effectively a 5% return on money spent — ILL
*adjusts yamaka, goes to synagogue, prays for israel*
Questloves Sneakers = Gay and white boys wet dream
have a dirt cookie
^
*dying yet at the same time depressed — but dying*
i’m spent, i copped the last 3 countdown packs. i’m out of the sneaker game till some real real ill shit drops
how about the 3’s and 20’s???????
i love the 3s but…*sigh*…ok maybe those too. and maybe the 5s but it will hurt. but honestly fuck nike for making us cop 2 pairs at once, those fucking bastards.
btw heads up modell’s in NY has the 2 and 21 pack for 150 — that’s right, half price. i called up but they won’t do ship-outs so i focking lost.
the carmine is a handomse shoe
*handsome
Ya Fuck Nike I am trying to avoid copping……my leasure/dress shoe game is way more extensive and better
I be rocking loafers/chucks more often than sneakers
my leasure/dress shoe game is way more extensive and better
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i feel that but i still fuck with some nike urrs (c)walaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
*waits for wale mixtape using the WAL-E logo on the cover*
chucks are ill, pair them with khakis and you can scare white people
fux how’s work has the economy hit yall or are yall skrate
I am straight doggie…but I see a crunch coming possibly. I work in Sales and its never guaranteed
i have an amount guaranteed a month and then other tied into work
But I am straight, thanks god
How is your JO?
thanks god
^
lol i love the immigrant slang “THANKS GOD!”
my JO is cool but slow. u need dollars to buy companies and banks fucked themselves. the credit market is shit. can u imagine if fannie and freddie fail? they would need a 5 TRILLION dollar bailout. if dubya had to authorize that much money to be printed, the dollar will be worth less than a fucking peso. which reminds me i need to convert my fucking money to euro b4 i lose something surrious
btw here’s one way to solve the problem:
http://dealbreaker.com/2008/07/a_bold_proposal_for_the_mortga.php
best baseball name: Yusmeiro Petit
Knocking out the Chocha and her man!!! *single tear drops*
^
still one of the best posts in recent memory, but tied with “Beyond Gay, no homophobia!” - which might be the GOAT
Yo Chea I know man times are Ridic ….. I had this idea of copping all kinds of girl clothes from the Forever 21 discount rack and selling it in my Moms hometown in Guadalajara. My Girl was thinking they needed some more modern gear at a good price…..I might have to fuck with that and see how it goes, the thing is you have be willing to lose money or not make any initially and I dont know if I want to take such a chance. But then taking a chance can net the kid a whole lot of guap
Ohh ya I love saying “thanks God” that is how my moms says it…….
*chokes on logey*
HOW about the name
Oil Can Boyd??????
Maria “Shriek”apova’s game may be struggling these days but the Russian still rules when it comes to making green.
Forbes magazine just released their annual list of the Top-Earning Female Athletes and the Russian fashionista, who also made the mag’s Celebrity 100 and 20 Under 25 lists, ranked first making $26 million up from the $23 million she made last year.
Here’s what Forbes had to say about the Aussie Open champ:
There’s nothing like the combination of talent and good looks to woo corporations looking to spend endorsement dollars. Sharapova’s Australian Open title this year was her third Grand Slam win, along with 16 other singles titles. She’s recently added Sony to an endorsement portfolio that includes Pepsi, Colgate-Palmolive, Nike and Motorola.
Tennis was the dominant sport on the list with Serena Williams coming in a distant second with $14 million, Venus Williams third with $13 million, Justine Henin sits at fourth with $12.5 million and Ana Ivanovic at ninth with $6.5 million.
The lady ballers are making some serious bank - don’t be fooled.
can net the kid a whole lot of guap
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yes haha yes! you speak guapanese too!
mik du nihag poldus murokua?
*don’t mind me i’m just speaking guapanese*
I want to hear a rapper talk about “Where them Euro’s at”
Yo im out Chea……..PEACE GRAZIE
Shawn Jackson that dude is nice with his
Wendy The Retard Calls In. 07/23/08. 6:25am
Wendy the Retard called in but she had some music playing and wasn’t talking. Howard figured that maybe she was watching a horror movie. He said that she likes to scare herself with that stuff. Fred played some clips of Wendy doing her Freddy Kruger impression while they waited for her to get on. Wendy eventually got on and said she was watching Nightmare on Elm Street.
Wendy said that she has watched that movie about 200 times. Howard asked if she thinks that stuff can be real. She said that she does because she’s not sure what’s real and not real. Howard suggested that she watch some comedies instead. Wendy said that she has some comedy movies but she also has some rated R movies. Howard asked Wendy if she ever pretends that she’s killed people when she plays the part of Freddy Kruger.
Artie said that a transcript of this show would get them all arrested after hearing what Howard was talking to Wendy about. Howard asked Wendy a bunch of questions and she was just saying ”yes” to every question he had. He asked her if she’s ever entered people’s heads while they sleep. Wendy said she has. She said that it’s not illegal to do that when they’re sleeping.
Wendy said that she dresses up like Freddy sometimes and she has all of the stuff she needs for the costume. Howard said that this must be disrupting her life and it must scare her. He asked her why she would put herself into such a state of fear. Wendy said she has nothing better to do.
Artie asked if anyone there can tell the difference between her and Pete from Pittsburgh. Howard kept asking her questions about her costume and found out that it stinks and she’s crapped in it before. Wendy said that she went trick or treating and she wasn’t able to hold it in long enough to get back home. She said that she went in the costume accidentally. That led to the guys asking Wendy if she’s ever found pussy hair in the doody and if she puts the candy in the doody. She said yes to all of the questions no matter how outrageous they were.
Howard gave Wendy an F, Marry Kill game with Freddy, Chucky and Michael Myers. Wendy said that she would marry Freddy, fuck Chucky and kill Michael Myers.
Artie asked Wendy how enormous her pussy bush is. She said that it was normal. She said that she didn’t have any piss and shit in there. Artie finally got a no out of her.
Richie Wilson came in and told the guys that when Wendy was up there one time she came out of the bathroom with shit on her hands and put it in his face to show him. That means that she’s probably not lying about all of the shit stories she was telling them.
Wendy said that she used to go number 2 first and then number 1. Howard said that most people pee and then make doody. Wendy said that she does it opposite of that. Howard asked Wendy if she holds it in because she likes to have fun more than going to the bathroom. He asked if that’s why she pees her pants. Wendy said that’s right. Howard said he thinks that she’s doing it too much. Wendy said she can’t help it.
Artie said that he’s shit when he’s all heroined up and you just can’t control anything. It must be like that for Wendy. Wendy said that she was up all night and accidentally went number 1 in her pants. She said that her mother has taught her how to use the bathroom but she still does that once in a while.
Howard told Wendy that maybe she should put a TV in the bathroom so she can watch that while she’s making a doody. Wendy said that would work. She said her mother has thought about putting her into a diaper. She said that she has tried them on like when she was a kid… when she was 18.
Howard asked what movie makes her shit the most. She said it’s the Chucky movies. Howard asked what her sexiest outfit is. She said that she has a one piece bathing suit. Artie said that she probably has a 4 piece bathing suit. Howard asked her what kind of attention she gets. She said that she gets people honking horns at her when they drive by when she’s sitting out in the front of her house.
Wendy said that she has peed in the pool before too. Artie asked Teddy to make a note to cancel his pool party at Wendy’s house after hearing that. Howard asked if she has hair that runs out of the bathing suit and down her leg. She said that she does. Howard wrapped up with her a short time later and let her go.
Artie said that he’d put this interview at number 2, right after the Paul McCartney interview. Howard said he’s picturing the people driving by honking as guys who are actually passing out and falling on the horn when they see her in her bathing
Whatchu know about that?