You need some help? iCandy
May 20, 2008 Author: I Fux | Filed under: Swag Temerity and Chutzpah, iCandy
A little inspiration so you can moisturize your situation.
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96 Responses for "You need some help? iCandy"
Good lookin out Ifux. Rihanna is the truth.
Rih > Bey
easily
Good lookin out Ifux. Rihanna is the truth.
Rih > Bey
easily
^^I agree!
Something about that forehead makes me wanna pour hot wax on it.
Mac Brown, if hot wax is coming out of your dick you need to see a fucking doctor.
I remember this one time I went to 7-11 about 2 years ago and she was on a Mag cover and Beyoncé was on another. I asked my homegirl who she would prefer to have a sexual encounter with? I told her I’d pick Ri over B any day. Her and the cashier brother looked at me like I was stupid saying by far B was hotter and Ri’s dome was huge.
anyways… Now everyone seems to have jumped on the RiRi wagon, but she continues to stay in my top 5
Bey is fine do not get me wrong, but over the years I got tired of her. The hype about her just threw her off for me. And these days she looks more like of a doll on some fake shit. Id still tap, but Ive always had a thing for Rih and Ms. Cole. Can you imagine Rih talking with that accent while pounding her and her moans?? LOL Ahhhhhhhhhhhh
Fuck it…I’d eat Rih’s butt hole
Word I still think Beyonce is lovely but in a more womanly way. I take Rhianna over just about anyone except Lauren London and Jery Sandoval
MK May 20th, 2008 at 9:54 pm
Mac Brown, if hot wax is coming out of your dick you need to see a fucking doctor.
^^
Makes appointment!
LF: Prediction
Derrick Rose=Mookie Blaylock
Micheal Beasley=Chris Webber
aight Alumnah now is the new Nah Right…ha.
damn Fuxie…the biggest dap ever for this pic…I dotn care what muthafuckas say aobut her mile long forhead or her somewhat shitty vocals…she is still the truth…damn.
*saves pic*
Ya im Here
Bulls Derrick Rose PG 6-3 195 Memphis Freshman
The Chi-town product who wears the same number as a certain former Bull and also happens to hang out with MJ’s son Marcus (the two are dating Chicago-area twin sisters) is a perfect fit for a team in search of a floor general. It was meant to be that the Bulls would land Rose, the type of talent that can and should finally turn this franchise back into contenders again.
good news for chi-city
Mark Twain Fame aka tankus maximus! aka the token saltine
May 21st, 2008 at 7:44 pm 9
aight Alumnah now is the new Nah Right…ha.
damn Fuxie…the biggest dap ever for this pic…I dotn care what muthafuckas say aobut her mile long forhead or her somewhat shitty vocals…she is still the truth…damn.
*saves pic*
^^^^^^^
No doubt! I’d eat that ass out after she ran track
*Tries to stop send…….*
I would eat Rhianna for atleast an EON
*This server is 10x’s faster then that Nahright shit*
*You dont have to scroll down after you make comments*
Alumnah > Nahright
>>aight Alumnah now is the new Nah Right…ha.
let’s not get crazy. ha!
i know this shit is warp speed
Yo Eskay put a comment in and then enter…… that shit is nuts
>>*You dont have to scroll down after you make comments*
welcome to life with no comments.
*jacks off at ALumnah’s server speed*
Change names and shit …..
I have never gone this fast in my life ……it feels soooo good
YO YO YO
What’s good?
What Now
No doubt! I’d eat that ass out after she ran track
*Tries to stop send…….*
^^^
LMAO.
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let’s not get crazy. ha!
^^^
just playin…but yeah you better tlak to phQ about his server is on point.
What About that Rhianna, do you guys think the Camel tapped?
FYI - I’ma chill in here with ya’ll tonight, but if there’s anything post worthy, I’ll probably throw it up at Ning.
What’s good?
^^ How fast this goes its like a bloggers dream
wow almunah fin to blow….(none)
Good Looking Eskay
eskay
May 21st, 2008 at 7:52 pm 28
FYI - I’ma chill in here with ya’ll tonight, but if there’s anything post worthy, I’ll probably throw it up at Ning.
^^^
*Holds Breath*
BK how is the Blu/Buddens show looking? I am in Vegas that weekend and I might roll 10deep to the show .dont know yet but I am straight animal housing that weekend
fast
*jacks to the server speed again just for research*
Yo Eskay while you updating your shit (none) speed up the fucking server! Pay a couple of xtra duckets for some more bandwidth… I thought you Scarsdale niggas had paper like that?
the show is looking right …..
people are buzzin everyone commin… bring ur whole crew we got u(none)
Okk Ya should I just cop the Tickets Online?
*Pulls a Mutumbo on Server*
LF: If you say that new Will Smith movie title do you gotta pause everytime?
yup yup…changing.
i think hov def beat riri on some u wont make it big unless you __________
Yo Sentry I was thinking that when I saw the commercials and my homie was lIke PAUSE
BK2LV
May 21st, 2008 at 7:56 pm 42
i think hov def beat riri on some u wont make it big unless you __________
^^^
In more ways then one…..
LF: If you say that new Will Smith movie title do you gotta pause everytime?
^^^
what movie, HanCOCK?
……..oh yeah (pause).
umm u can cop em online or just holla at me when u get here and i can get you some in hand it would probably be cheaper for u that way but whatever u choose
So Did you guys read that I ran into a lady and her name was ‘BIRD’ I was dying
O-BAMA
Ok BK I will holler at you when I am sure….which should be in a week ……… whats your Email [||]
eskay
May 21st, 2008 at 7:52 pm 28
FYI - I’ma chill in here with ya’ll tonight, but if there’s anything post worthy, I’ll probably throw it up at Ning.
^^^
nice, ALumnah def gettin a lil shine ha. where’s phQery in these times. jeez.
again, The Unseen >>>>>>
*sings* Ima VOTE OBAMA WAYYYYYYYYYYYY
I am like the only person posting lately……I could really go in on the front page but I dont want to ruffle Phuque’s feathers he might not like How I STUNT
So Did you guys read that I ran into a lady and her name was ‘BIRD’ I was dying
^^^
what?…man you lyin….
damn her parents was mean.
*Clicks Ads For The Fuck Of It*
http://ganstarap.blogspot.com/
^^ GET ALLL THE MUSIC THAT COMES OUT HERE …….
ezientertainment@gmail.com
yeah just let me know…. i also got some tracks from the opening acts if you want to hear what you paying for….
can I leave now?
yanked it uh… yanked the um… yanked the thing.
I know you been only one postin,and one or two from BK and Ty. where phQ and Greenie at? she was on a roll with the blogs too…an
*Clicks Ads For The Fuck Of It*
^word me too.
http://ganstarap.blogspot.com/
^^ ALL THE NEW MUSIC HERE, this site is thorough …..
BK send some shit shwaniaram@gmail.com
eskay Says:
May 21st, 2008 at 5:48 pm
ok, comments are closed.
If anybody’s looking for me, I’ll be chilling at Alummnah or blogging at Ning.
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Yo Eskay niggas really go to your blog looking for you? Damn B get a phone or somethin’
I am like the only person posting lately……I could really go in on the front page but I dont want to ruffle Phuque’s feathers he might not like How I STUNT
^go in nigga (pause)
“Whut up this yo girl Lil J…Im hear to tell off you muthafuckas…this bitch right here, will beat yo ass”
www.stuntinonprose.com if you dont know bout Lil J…
like big homie said. people just got tired of Bey. it’s true. i’m still rollin’ with Bey > Rih. I’d split both in half either way though.
I know you been only one postin,and one or two from BK and Ty. where
phQand Greenie at? she was on a roll with the blogs too…an^word
lmao @ X…
FUCK IT HE’LL DO IT LIVE!
I was going to write a GOAT tomorrow ………
GREATEST OF ALL TIME …. small thing to do to fuck up a persons day ‘KEY THEIR CAR’ woooooooooo
YO MTF are you HUGH, No Grant
Ri > Bey
Bey got alot of hips and curves though…darn thats a hard one. (none)
nada…IM MTF muhfucka.
hugh another cat thats reppin the Stuntin team. it’s me hugh and J Burnett.
you’ll see my Mark Twian Fame name under the posts…jsut ogtta look…got like 10 goin on over there…shit tiem to go. holler at yall later.
I havent been that busy lately ….so I am going to go in for sure tomorrow and friday with POSTS ……alumnah is dying slowly, no AIDS
*Scrolls through Alumnah archives*
What a suprise Rey did a story on Kayne West… Gotdamn! I’ve never seen a dude ride somebodys nuts so damn hard! Damn Rey get a bus pass duke!
What a suprise Rey did a story on Kayne West… Gotdamn! I’ve never seen a dude ride somebodys nuts so damn hard! Damn Rey get a bus pass duke!
^new era ether.
Yo read that post X …… Rey said a bunch of gay things
yo Fux i just sent something
www.zshare.net/audio/123529750baf4405/
this new saigon is super harddddddd
Ok Bk I will listen in a bit
yes sir…..
this new saigon is super harddddddd
^^^^
It’s okay….. Who’s the nigga on the chorus Nate Pain?
Farouq Obama aka Fux
May 21st, 2008 at 8:09 pm 75
Yo read that post X …… Rey said a bunch of gay things
^^^^^^^^^^^
Yo Rey really loves Kayne.. No I mean he really loves this dude… I bet this nigga got “Kayne” in cursive writing right in the small of his back…
for real what the whats the time table for the vocorder when does it end…. i cant even listen to this chorus….
and i was in some need (nhjic) for some saigitty…..
in cursive writing right in the small of his back…..
^*newfoundland*
OKK I am out for a bit ……I will be back
oh wow, my girl doesn’t lurk here, I can say anything.
yo, I had a prime view of Rihanna’s ass at Glow in the Dark on Sat. woooooooooooooooooh. (c) Crazy88
Vintage Cam and Jimmy footage:
http://nahright.ning.com/profiles/blog/show?id=1967902%3ABlogPost%3A15443
smh
www.marksfriggin.com/news.htm#tue
if y’all f with Howard Stern and dont have satellite this guy does a daily review ……. its kind of cool
*alumnah crickets*
hahaha hey eskay you coming to the show ?
>>hahaha hey eskay you coming to the show ?
which?
New Post in 2 minutes ……….
joe budden and BLu in vegas?
Blowing on asparagus, the realest shit I ever smoked/ Listening to Trap or Die, the realest shit I ever wrote
YO new post
http://ifux.alumnah.com/2008/05/21/well-do-it-live/
iCandy been my shit since way back. Rhihanna is a black Cylon bitch but I would still sniff her bloomeristics.
Whatchu know about that?