OVERRATED!
Apr 9, 2008 Author: I Fux | Filed under: Fucking 101, Funny To Me, Fuxie Stories, Pause Worthy, Swag Temerity and Chutzpah, Uncategorized, negroe pleaseI want to go in on a few things that in my humble great opinion are overrated. There is a whole lot of things out there getting way too much love and adulation. Making things that are truly worth the praise seem meaningless. Every-time I see these things or thoughts on whatever forum i.e. TV, Print, Internets etc. in the back of my mind a Crowded Basketball Gym Chants OVERRATED! So I just wanted to Finally go in…
Lets Start with the After Life, Like for real though I have never met somebody from the after life not even when high. I live my life treating everybody kindly until I feel the need to do otherwise, I cant live thinking Jesus is going to make it all better when I die . Mothafucka’s talking about heaven and 72 Virgins, negro please heaven would be hard pressed to come up with 72 Virgins on GP. How about if the Martyr is gay would he get 72 Gay Virgins. Now we all know that isnt possible because Gay’s get it in early,[||]. Either way the afterlife or thought of it is highly overrated, just live a clean wholesome life and pray to your respected god and hope for the best but dont stop living while your here on earth, (girls go ahead and swallow every so often). Partake a little in the so-called deadly sins or intake a butt plug if you think you may like it, but dont go on in figuratively and literally all the time, moderation is the key.
For Instance I am going to blatantly disrespect a whole community, because I think a whole community feeling disrespected is overrated. The Whole Pedophile Community is mad gay and disgusting. They look for little boys and little girls who still look like little boys, to get it in with. They’re by far and away the most grotesque community in all of civilization and should all be castrated.
Dudes that look for 17yr olds who look like grown woman, I dont feel too bad about though. Who could blame them, in most countries its perfectly fine to marry a 17yr old chick who looks READY. I feel bad for some of these nice wholesome dudes who cant find a chick relatively close to their age because of no social skills, so they look for a nice young girl who is impressed with his ‘type swag’. Some of these nice guys are so nice, gentle and kind. They even show up to the girls house with Margaritas, Condoms and McDonald’s.
Drugs are madly overrated. Yo besides most drugs focking up your life. They don’t last long so what is the need(no minute sex). I am talking to my homies who snort/smoke ish all the time. I just dont understand it, but then again I am addicted to *homer simpson voice*Beer. Beer is just so good once it touches the lips. Okay Drugs aren’t that bad in moderation, but who does drugs in moderation? Bueller? anybody?
Ribbed Condoms, OVERRATED! What the fuck I don’t feel the ribs and I’m pretty sure my girl who has had numerous dicks in her doesn’t feel much either. Keep it Pushing! I do my thing Raw, Ya not very smart I know this. Aids on the other hand Highly Underrated but thats not the topic today!
A Girl With a Huge Fat Gigantic Ass, Highly Overrated; Sorry Brothas(no stereotype). Ya it catches your eye and attention, but its not going to look good in a few years. Hit that and bounce dont wife her, unless you like them big, nothing wrong with that if that’s your thing. I just think I nice shapely ass > a huge donkey. Don’t Pump these heffa’s up like that because it goes to their head and us men dont need that now do we? Speaking of Self-Esteem.
A girl With a high Self-Esteem, definitely overrated. Chicks need to be in the doldrums mentally 65% of the time. So they can put up with all my ish and still come back to me. I dont need her thinking there is a thousand men better than me out there. Thats why I wouldn’t date a waitress they’re madly overrated in their own mind. Every dude, drunk, regular or retarded hit on them no matter what they look like. So I dont have time for girls who value themselves or over value themselves. Play your position.
Nostalgia can be overrated, who gives a fuck if my shoes are re-releases or not originals or exclusive. Do I really need to go cop a Nintendo so I can get it in on Punch-Out, No. If you’re 20 why the fuck you want to dress like its 1990, acid wash jeans are not a good look. Pagers cant do ish for you. Why Have that ish on your hip, might as well add a Flashlight and some handcuffs. Dudes rocking ish on their hips look suspect. I see you Cellular Phone dealers and Black Dudes with big ass white tees but they got their shirt tucked where their sidekick is. That ish is Wack!
Shooting the fair One is also overrated. Come’n now even if you’re taking it to a dude your homies or his homies will jump in, its rarely a sanctioned event. Mad dudes just jump in because its our instinct to fight, Word to Kimbo Slice.
Speaking of Kimbo Slice, his ugliness is overrated. I seen uglier dudes, he isnt that bad looking especially if you’re into Gorilla’s. I know girls who are into Gorilla’s/Ogre’s by the way. I have never ever met a mean Ogre, they are relatively shy and nice and will do anything to please. If I was a gay I would date an Ogre, He would be nice to me plus protect me.
These were just a few things I find overrated. I went off the top of the Dome. I am pretty sure if I took my time I would have found a million more things I personally find overrated. Like New Pussy is overrated but that doesn’t stop me from trying it ever. I just have to sample it to make sure it is indeed overrated. Peace y’all

21 Responses for "OVERRATED!"
you got problems…And I appreciate it.
lmao…
this was funny
swag– check
temerity– check
chutzpah– double check
thanks people ……..
a big ass overated ???
nah duke, you cant sink your face in her ass if her flaps dont clap. Truth about a phatty is the warmness and way it molds to its surroundings. I do respect a slim chick with a bubble also, but she must be able to pass the handle bar test. If you can grip the upper portion of the cheeks when smashing doggie style its a no go. I cosign everything else you said.
^^^
yes yes, I concur with Doctor cOLD.
I just dont like that super fat droppy look, No Go for me. Slim girl with a nice bounce is exactly what i need. Dont get it twisted I would still smash
I just dont like that super fat droppy look, No Go for me. Slim girl with a nice bounce is exactly what i need. Dont get it twisted I would still smash
^I hear you, somthing like stacey dash with a cuff like that is where im at. If you pick one ass cheek up and let it go, it should bonce one and a half times. Anything less… she needs more carbs
yo this server is quick with the post time.
Word Stacey Dash is the embodiement of what I was thinking
http://www.bossip.com/15150/making-it-rain-on-these-hoes-3/stecey-dash/
Perfection, no waisted ass cheek. 42 and still a bounce *stand up and applauds*
If you pick one ass cheek up and let it go, it should bonce one and a half times. Anything less… she needs more carbs
^ lmao.. colds got it down to a science
Great post. Funny. But I have to disagree with you on at least once thing: New Pussy is the shit… Of course I say this not having had new pussy in a few years, wife’s got me on lock. But I’m sure if I stumbled and fell into some new cootch I would enjoy it immensely.
lol @ says, I feel your pain (as if) but wifey having you on lock maybe a blessing in disguise. That is how I have to look at it. peace fux greens and the rest
…outro….
I like huge asses and Punch-Out! If my Nintendo hadn’t died on me (in the middle of a Punch-Out! game no less, no lie) I’d happily play it for hours while hitting my big-assed girlfriend from the back.
Fux…this shit was absolutely hilarious
most drugs are overderrated except for my girl Mary Jane
i dont fuck with overly huge asses(still will smash, dont get it twisted) a lil phatty is all you need, cuz that big joint will drop in 10-15
kimbos beard is overrated i see trilla beards out philly every summer when i visit fam
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,348248,00.html
^^ More Small People .WOOOOOOOOOO
fat asses overrated?
*deletes ifux.alumnah.com*
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO
But sorry Fux, large asses are NEVER overated
shooting a fair one is overated but beating the shit out of a ignorant vato is underrated
“If I was a gay I would date an Ogre, He would be nice to me plus protect me.”
dude i know this shit was like months ago, but that may be the funniest thing i’ve ever seen typed.
Whatchu know about that?