GOAT OF ALL POTATO CHIPS, FLAMING HOT CHEETOS!
Mar 28, 2008 Author: I Fux | Filed under: GOATYa Mothafucka’s y’all remember right, Pouring Nacho Cheese over a bag of these bitches at lunch in High School(or is that a Cali thing?). I cant believe its been that long since I was addicted to these spicy, crunchy ever so tasty handsome snack, the best chip pound for pound. You could fuck around and eat them with a Cup-N-Noodles and a soda on the side and you had the perfect snack/meal.
So I googled ‘Flaming Hot Cheetos’ and got a wealth of studies and fun facts about the Ghetto Delicacy but this one, Per the ever reliable Urban Dictionary was the best:
These are variants of the popular Cheetos chips made by Frito Lay. They are very spicy and stain your lips and fingers red. Flaming Cheetos are one of the primary food items among Mexicans and African Americans.
Well folks I hadnt crowned a GOAT in quite some time it seemed and just yesterday I saw my sister eating some and it brought back the fond memories of junior high and high school. I dont eating anymore but I ate a bag with the ex-wifey a while back and she put all kinds of Lime and Tapatio on them to the point where they were all soggy and boy was it delicioso. I just know anything that tasty cant be good for you in heavy doses, word to my deft and impressive cunnilingus ability and love for the taste of fresh out the shower coochie. So I don’t fux with them anymore on GP, Pussy eating I do occasionally partake because I cant break all my old habits. Whats your favorite Chip?
Sidenote: Look how happy that young negro child looks.


4 Responses for "GOAT OF ALL POTATO CHIPS, FLAMING HOT CHEETOS!"
technically.. cheetos are acorn based snack item, falling into the same category as fritos, doritos, etc
so technically you could have called ot the GOAT of all corn chips.. because..you know.. there are no potatoes in it
YOOOOO
I AINT EVEN GON LIE, YOU THROW A BAG OF THOSE IN YOUR TURKEY HAM AND CHEESE LETTUS HERO AND YOU HAVE A REAL MEAL
AAAAAAOOOOWWWWW!!!!!!!!
I am going to have my office manager request these to be put in our vendor machines here at work.
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