WTF?!? WHO NEEDS A TITTY BEAR? ROFFLMAO
I watch alot of ball and when I say alot of Ball I mean 3 to 4 NBA games a week. If y’all are anything like me you probably watch NBAtv highlights and hit the sleep button and let that shit ride till you nod off(well maybe not Fabe Dogg he lets Brazilian Booty 5 roll all day long).  I bring this up because NBAtv has got to run the most infomercial commercials of any channel and though I dvr and fast forward as much as possible they still occasionally have got me to cop, Word to the Perfect Push-up.                 The only reason I bring this up is because the other night I was watching NBAtv like any other random day and saw this shit. 

Come on now People, does anybody need a Pancake Puff Pan? Anybody? Bueller? I was really tickled mentally and anally(figurative, not literal)by this little invention, who would buy such a thing. Pancakes I do agree are a ridiculously delicious snack/meal morning, lunch or late, I can eat pancakes at any time buttered up, flipped and crisp, rolled, folded  or stacked that’s how I like to munch ‘em. Is a regular pancake not good enough? Like who was so annoyed or inspired by a regular pancake to make a 3-d spherical edible version of it? I need to know this damn it and who they took their invention too? How did they get it out on the market and on tv. I will try my damnedest now to invent something utterly useless but curious enough for people to buy it. Like maybe a ‘Dog Nut Leash’ so instead of going directly around your dogs neck it will also go around his balls so you can yank the ish out of it, needed just in case he starts humping your nieghbor’s gnome, no furniture needs to be treated to a pink doggie erection hump, poor furniture for real. How about something that you can clip on your belt that will hold your loose change? Thats Hot and so necessary. Well I just wanted to share that thought, anybody have an invention I should try and swagger jack?