Puerto Rico, Hoooooo!
Mar 20, 2008 Author: I Fux | Filed under: Fabe Dogg, Fuxie Stories, Swag Temerity and Chutzpah, sports, videoI Got Wind that I may be getting sent to Puerto Rico early next year by the J-O. So that brought back fond memories of my trip there two summers ago (Big Up JoJo)
and also a little Agginess on my part directed at Fabe Dogg. This Dude had the audacity to keep my impeccably hardbody recorded Vacation tape and let somebody borrow it lost it. The ish I had on there was priceless, Daily Confessionals, Culo, Drinking, Wilding, Sand at the Beach, Mami’s; you name it that tape had it. The Worst part is Fabe Dogg being in complete denial and not admitting he lost it, e.g. Fabe Says ‘My Homie has it he was going to convert it to DVD ‘ . I say GTFOH ‘Fabe you Lost tremendously’. The Tape may not mean much to him but that tape had a part of my soul on it part of my swag, I was free like a bird on that focking tape. I was a star, better yet magnanimous if I can say so myself. *wipes self down* I need to feel good about you losing that tape, So this is the only way I can think of getting you back, by telling a Fabe Dogg Story:
I AM GOING IN!
Ok So the Trip to Puerto Rico was based around BDiddy aka Bobby Johnson, Omar aka O, Fabe Dogg and I visiting the homie JoJo and experiencing some Puerto Rican Fun. Well All That got accomplished no need to go further, except Fabe Dogg. So Fabe Dogg at the time of the trip was dating two woman for two years concurrently(whole ‘Nother level of story), he told one he was coming and didn’t tell the other one ish, just turned off his self phone for days at a time. Fabe Dogg went in on the trip(caught on tape) drinking heavily, talking wild ish about his girls, talking ish about O(Omar Stans JoJo his friend), overall just some ish he probably doesn’t want out.
He thinks I would just up it on Youtube and his girlfriend will watch on some miraculous PI’ing tip finding Fabe’s Efforts on Youtubery, damn nigh impossible cuz the chick isnt sharp like that; no disrespect. Oh ya this chick is the smart one, that didnt leave him after finding out he dated her and another broad for two straight years, Fabe Dogg is a Keeper!
Anyways Fabe Dogg met a chick one night in the PR she came over to the pad whilst still wearing her Pizza Hut uni (class personified this broad). So Fabe Dogg Never one to turn down tafiruchi (or as he might say ‘If I dont use it, I might lose it’ or ‘Who am I to deny somebody being with me, I am not Shiesty’) went in on this broad. The best part of the whole thing was Fabe Dogg saying ‘Damn I almost puked her pussy stunk like pepperoni and anchovies’ and then being proud of his conquest; bragging about bagging the chick. Well this chick was on my tape(she isnt the bessssssst) and I am deeply saddened that I cant have an accompanying photo or clip with the story to show you guys. I waited and waited for the tape and nada, zilch, zip to show for my incredible efforts on the island of Puerto Rico. Lovely Place to visit…………………
3 Responses for "Puerto Rico, Hoooooo!"
Lots of prospects today grow up with expensive batting gloves, private hitting lessons and swelled heads from all the attention, but that’s not Jones’ world. He was born and raised in idyllic San Diego, but it wasn’t the La Jolla, Delmar, Coronado Island paradise you read about in travel brochures. Jones lived on the city’s gritty southeast side and saw his share of crime during the day while falling asleep to the accompaniment of police sirens at night.
http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/spring2008/columns/story?columnist=crasnick_jerry&id=3302059
^^^^Adam Jones Article Big Up
Big ups to JoJo. That was my mans at Eastlake (No Homo)
yo yo yo yo what up fuxito?
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