Yo what else is this juicy?(besides pussy my people) . I cant even think off the top of any fruit that compares to it, there isn’t any substitute for a mango. I know some of y’all black folk are going to say the Watermelon and the Whites are going to say *white-man voice* How about a nice apple Fux? Hunh, Fux an apple a day will keep the Dr. Away. Cracka Please

When I needs to get it in I look for a Mango(word to Seinfeld). It’s in the summer usually when I am all sweaty and need that fructose, I grab a juicy mango, peel the outer layer and go to work letting the juice stream down my chin until I get to the bone, Then I suck the bone till all those little Mango hairs get stuck in the kids teeth. That’s when I know that I have devoured it, have a motherfucker sucking his teeth for the rest of the day. When I feel like I can take my time, I chop up the Mango into some bite size pieces and squirt a heavy dose of lime over them with a smidgen of salt and chile and all of  a sudden I got a nice handsome snack to hold me down. I cant stop wont stop when it comes to Crowning the GOAT in all things Life! I see you Phuque shaking your head.