Peace Brett Favre, the Goat!
Mar 5, 2008 Author: I Fux | Filed under: Funny To Me, Swag Temerity and Chutzpah, sports
Usually Sports is Ty’s Avenue but I felt compelled to Honor the Great Brett Favre by letting y’all the fans in on some Favre Feats you may or may not have known about.
Of Course we all know about the passing records, MVP’s, Games started feats but here are some other random facts.
- John Madden Holds the record for longest play-by-play with Favre’s Balls on his chin at an immaculate 20-minutes plus. Edging out Mike Tirico by 2 minutes and change
- John Madden also sucked Brett Favre’s dick then regurgitated the jizz on his yearly Thanksgiving Turdurken so everybody could taste the genius of Favre
- 95% of White Sports Journalist’s have sucked Brett Favre’s dick Literally and Figuratively , the other 5% thought about it.
- I swear …SI’s Peter King fucks Favre on the regular (c) CiCi the Intern
- Brett Favre kicked Chuck Norris’s Ass
- Brett Favre in his off-season, down in Mississippi hunts for these types[||]
- Favre doesn’t do Steroids, he gets by on Alcoholism; Allegedly, Props To him
- Back To Madden, He once sucked Brett Favre’s daddy’s dick on GP.
- In the History of Western Civilization Favre will go down as the most Dickridible QP ever
- Favre packs it in like Green Bay, hence the Packers team name
- Favre is 1,000-yrs old give or take a few hundred yrs, he is also known as Hermes, no bag
These are only a few Favre Facts and I have only touched the surface. Care to Chime in with some I may have missed.
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I was thinking about doing a post on Farve yesterday but all the talk I have heard the last 24 hours has literally made me sick so I decided to skip it but I’ll just post my response to plug’s comment from nah right to voice my opinion on one of my favorite players ever but also clearly one of if not the most OVER rated players ever
Plug Says:
March 5th, 2008 at 1:59 pm
I always was a brett favre fan. when barry sanders retired, all Lions fans migrated to green bay
.. me too …. I have always been a Farve fan for a couple reasons, mainly for the way he plays dude was always having fun and giving it everything he had at all times, who can hate on Warren Sapp driving him into the ground on repeat and Farve bouncing right back up getting in Sapp’s face and slapping him on the helmet, and I always am a fan of the people who act like and acknowledge that they are some of the luckiest people alive they get PAID millions to play a game we all love, you always knew he was aware of that, you got to love the gunslinger mentality too, he was a gambler he always wanted to go all in, it was either a 90 yard touchdown or a pick for 6 the other way, you lived by him and died by him and no matter what he stuck to his ways and let it ride
however with all that being said enough already ESPN, we get it, dude was among the top 10 Qb’s EVER but FALL BACK already, I have seen and heard enough about this already and please stop with the hyperbole dude was not the best ever and no it’s not open for discussion, like I said Farve has always been one of my favorite players but dude might be the most OVER rated I’ve ever seen and it’s because of all the extras surrounding him that people will say he is the best ever when in reality he is not, but still it will be weird as hell to watch a Green bay Packers game and have someone else besides Farve behind the center, shit he has been there since I was 10, I barely remember football without Farve so this will take some getting used to
* end chapter *
LMAO @ this entire post
im speechless…
wow…
*ghostrides the retirement plan*
Aww…thanks for adding my line. Appreciate it lol …
Coverage has been sickening here in Milwaukee. The preempted the fucking news to show Favre introspective.
if favre isn’t better than god he’s the closest
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Farve > Elway
Yeah I said it.
even though ESPN was going nuts with the Farve Fuckery, i don’t blame em… When one of the GoaT retires, you gotta do something for him for at least a day.
i wish they’d get to some fuckin baseball coverage though…
Whatchu know about that?