The GOAT of all Midgets, Beetlejuice!
Mar 4, 2008 Author: I Fux | Filed under: Funny To Me, Guilty Pleasure, Swag Temerity and Chutzpah, videoThe one and only Reason I am fascinated with adopting a midget to my crew, is Beetlejuice. I’ve been watching Howard Stern since I can remember and when I first saw this little dudes Teeth I was like ‘WOW look at him’ I need to adopt one of those Baraka looking types. My Idolization of tough funny looking midgets is borderline gay but I cant stop what I feel, ya dig. So either read what I write about them or carry-on. I have always said ‘If you dont like it, dont look at it’ . Life is that easy. Beatlejuice is easily the GOAT cuz he is displaying mad Swag, Temerity and Chutzpah with the handicap of being slightly retarded. Hey do you guys know of any midgets I may not know about? Who can possibly try and take Beetle-juice’s Crown?
SIDENOTE:Midgets will be a reoccurring theme with the Kid. Are you Mad? dont be. Taste The Rainbow!
13 Responses for "The GOAT of all Midgets, Beetlejuice!"
LMAO @ the title before i even read the rest..
and your end disclaimer makes this from the Top Ten Wackest Personas list.. foreshadowing
“Editors note: We here at Alumnah repsect all races, creeds colors and people both big and small. Midgets, we understand is not the correct term and they should be referred to as little people. Therefore we apologize. We also apologize for classifying Jermaine Dupri as one of your kind. No amount of condolences can make amends. If it makes you feel any better. Two out of the 5 males on Alumnah’s staff would have or have had relations with a little person. It’s on youtube.”
Two out of the 5 males on Alumnah’s staff would have or have had relations with a little person.
^^ aooow, shots fired. duck Rey!
Yo BK But come on, you seen those Female Midgets they have that Ass so I got to
lookTAP sorrrrrryyyyyyyy(c) Kanye#
Dem March 4th, 2008 at 6:21 pm 2
Two out of the 5 males on Alumnah’s staff would have or have had relations with a little person.
^^ aooow, shots fired. duck Rey!
^^^^^
*ducks*
*shot hits Ty Biggums*
*rey laughs*
I’d do a hot midget.
Beetlejuice’s Panache is undickrideable.
However.. The Greatest Midget/Dwarf/Little Person of all time is:
Warwick Davis.
Fuck Beatlejuice, Vern Troyer, and that body builder guy. Warwick Davis was Wicket, Willow, Professor Flitwick, and countless others.
However, Kenny Baker (R2-D2) and Billy Barty (Noodles Macintosh from “UHF”) deserve Midget Mountrushmore Status.
*b-boy stance*
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BKscribe this has the sample you’re looking for amongst others the song is by Al Kooper ‘Love Theme From The Landlord’
Volume 1:
01.9th Creation-Bubble Gum
02.9th Wonder-Walk Like A Man (Sample)
03.Al Hirt-Harlem Hindoo
04.Al Jarreau-I Will Be Here For You
05.Al Johnson-Back For More
06.Al Kooper-Love Theme From The Landlord
07.Anita Baker-Good Love
08.Arc Choir-Walk With Me
09.Aretha Franklin-Call Me
10.Aretha Franklin-One Step Ahead
11.Aretha Franklin-Spirit In The Dark
12.Atlantic Starr-Closer Than Close
13.Bootsy Collins-Rather B With You
14.Barry White-Its Ecstacy
15.Barry White-Its Only Love Doing Its Thing
16.Barry White-Playing Your Game Baby
17.Beginning Of The End-When She Made Me Promise
18.Bell And James-Livin It Up (Friday Night)
19.Unknown-Berimbau
Artist who sampled and songs:
101. Artifacts - Wrong Side Of The Tracks
102. Murs - Snippet Sample
103. De La Soul - Ego Trippin’ Pt. 2
The Roots - Stay Cool
104. Little Brother - Starship
105. Will Smith - Cruisin’
106. Jay-Z - Soon You’ll Understand
Alchemist - Hold You Down
107. A Tribe Called Quest - Stressed Out
108. Kanye West - Jesus Walks
109. Slum Village - Selfish
110. Mos Def - Ms. Fat Booty
111. Kanye West - School Spirit
112. Nate Dogg - Nobody Does It Better
113. 2Pac - Rather Be Ya Nigga
Adina Howard - Freak Like Me
N.W.A. - Rather Fuck You
Too $hort - Gettin’ It
114. Mary J. Blige - You Bring Me Joy
115. 50 Cent - 21 Questions
116. Black Moon - I Got Cha Open
117. Pete Rock & CL Smooth - T.R.O.Y.
118. Notorious B.I.G. - Can I Get Witcha
119. J-Live - Don’t Play
Volume 1:
01.9th Creation-Bubble Gum
02.9th Wonder-Walk Like A Man (Sample)
03.Al Hirt-Harlem Hindoo
04.Al Jarreau-I Will Be Here For You
05.Al Johnson-Back For More
06.Al Kooper-Love Theme From The Landlord
07.Anita Baker-Good Love
08.Arc Choir-Walk With Me
09.Aretha Franklin-Call Me
10.Aretha Franklin-One Step Ahead
11.Aretha Franklin-Spirit In The Dark
12.Atlantic Starr-Closer Than Close
13.Bootsy Collins-Rather B With You
14.Barry White-Its Ecstacy
15.Barry White-Its Only Love Doing Its Thing
16.Barry White-Playing Your Game Baby
17.Beginning Of The End-When She Made Me Promise
18.Bell And James-Livin It Up (Friday Night)
19.Unknown-Berimbau
ur archive game is impeccable .. also i need the definition for irony
ohhhhhhhhhh shit I had to drop this off cuz its Buddens spitting on it and the commercial is so wack it didnt make it to tv, Did Buddens get a check? ……….LMAO! Internet Soldierssssssssssssss
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsZ4Lax-vS8
PEACE!
>BKscribe this has the sample you’re looking for amongst others the song is by Al Kooper ‘Love Theme From The Landlord’>
y’all obviously haven’t been to my soul mix shows lately.
and here i thought we were supposed to be brothers.
Warwick Davis.
^^^
yeah he is the goat…dude has impecable acting skills.
I personally nominate Eskay, dude has mad majestical midget swag
Whatchu know about that?