At just 2ft 9in, Indian muscleman Aditya ‘Romeo’ Dev is the world’s smallest bodybuilder. Look at this Motherfucker he is perfect, look at his swag, temerity and Chutzpah; Never Have I seen something or someone so beautiful[||]. I have found the Holy Grail, After Much Time Spent Looking for a Homie to ride with Fabe Dogg and I(since Jesus got wived up and totally left us as a 2-man team). Mad Midgety Aditya is that dude. I am in Bliss right now, Cheeks all red with glee. I can taste the Rainbow, as much as a non-fag like myself can.

 

*Puts Fabe Dogg on the Horn* Yo I have found our 3rd Wheel Homie. 

As I speak to Fabe Dogg and Try to describe our new Buddy, he cannot comprehend the magnitude in which I am speaking. My Overt Giddiness and abundance of Adjectives that I am using to describe Little Romeo has Fabe Dogg in Bliss. As I say to Fabe

“Yo this Little Dude is Incredible, He Lifts Weights, Has that Swag and Character needed to ride with us, Just by his picture I can see that Chutzpah, Fabe No Kidding We’re on the next flight to Calcutta”

Fabe over the phone Says “Yo Nigga no way this cant be true Fux, don’t do this to me now, I have had sleepless nights of angst just waiting for the right guy to roll with us. So when we go out and holler at bitches, drink beer and wild out it wouldnt just be you and I on some Homo shit”

I say “Fabe, Yo I will never lie to you my brother, this is it I am in love as much as a man can be in love with another man in a none gay way, who he has never met in person. never will that two-piece I caught the other day, happen again with Romeo rolling with us, nobody will touch us.” 

*sends Fabe text Picture*

Fabe says “Oh My God, Yo Fux you have truly out done yourself, this dude is way better than I thought. He is perfect and here this whole time I thought we needed a Monkey, Hell Naw my nigga this dude is better than a Monkey, he is a buff little tyke, WoW WoW WoW, Lets have beer and celebrate tonight, Do you think he will like us and do you think he will be adverse in coming to San Diego with us? Like Fux, We don’t have to kidnap him do we?  Man I am so Hyped right now and tears of happiness are rolling down my eyes and to top it off tomorrow is Valentine’s day”

I say ” Yo Fabe Me too, I am in love with this little man and I have never met him, Wooooo Hooooooo. I am pretty sure as soon as we meet him, he will love us too. Then We can continue our journey in life as a 3 man-weave again. This might be too good to be true though, so lets keep our hopes down until we meet him. But tonight You and I will take our girls out to dinner and explain. Them Bitches better understand we going to Calcutta for real. See you tonight big homie”

Fabe Dogg says “Ya Fux our bitches better understand. If not we will leave them and continue our shit single with little Romeo and ready to mingle. See you tonight my nigga my brother”

I say “Peace Fabe Dogg”

Its Valentine’s Day Bitches and Heffas and Love is in the air. This love in the air doesnt particularly mean you have to be with a person of the opposite sex, it just means you need to show love to the people near and close to you.